Where the Grass is Greener
This world is a hard place for me to live in. I am nothing like most of the people I am surrounded by, and everywhere I turn I am faced with the cruelty and harmfulness of a culture that values bliss over truth, convenience over caring, and materialistic self aggrandizement over genuineness. I truly am tortured by my surroundings.
Yesterday it was a trip to Home Depot. The line of traffic I had to sit through reminded me of the fact that I had to drive there, and that I am partially responsible for the death of the great coral reefs: http://newswatch.nationalgeographic.com/2012/09/06/caribbean-coral-reefs-mostly-dead-iucn-says/
There are just too many humans here. I had to fight my way through a moseying crowd of people who are completely, rudely unaware of anyone around them, only to run into a giant pile of Roundup for sale.
Roundup is one of the things responsible for killing off honey bees. I cannot believe that it is even legal, and I really can’t believe people still purchase it!!! It is also produced by a company that is one of the most evil companies in the world today. Which is saying a lot, because there are a lot of evil companies out there. Of course most of them are American companies. (<= Oh and by the way, scroll down to #1 – who do you think funded the c’oup d’etat? That would be us, as the U.S. military is in place mostly to protect our corporate interests. That’s why it is so important to the corporate leaders of our government)
Then I drive home and past my neighbor’s fluorescent colored, perfect lawn. His lawn is disgusting. I don’t understand the point of it either. You wouldn’t be able to lay on it without inhaling carcinogenic fumes, which allows nothing to grow on it except grass. Grass is the dumbest sort of stuff you can possibly grow here with higher water requirements than most ground covers and when doused in chemicals provides nothing for anyone – not bees, people or animals.
How are people this ridiculous???
Why must we constantly fight nature???
The reason a grassy lawn is such a pain in the ass is because all the earth is trying to become a forest. There is a very specific pattern that life will go through (all life), starting with grassy low lying plants, moving through mid-sized bushes and finally on to big ol’ trees, to get to be a forest. Basically, a forest is matured earth. A lawn is infantile earth, that you have to continually fight to keep from growing up into adulthood.
The other thing that is so amazing about mature earth is that it reaches the balance of an ecosystem eventually – which is where all the life and water is in perfect balance. In the earlier stages it goes through phases, sometimes where a certain species will infest and become over abundant. But usually there is some kind of reason for the infestation – an imbalance, resulting in an overabundance of something else that was there. Eventually the infestation is put into check once its food source runs out or its predator moves in.
Trying to keep a lawn in the wee stages of infancy all of the time created imbalance. So of course we are bound to experience infestations of different pests or other problems too, trying to keep this lawn all picture perfect. Which is why the only way to get a luscious looking lawn is through the use of horrible chemicals. (Well, that’s not totally true).
The point is that the way in which we, as a westernized world of idiots, like to grow our plants, lawns and gardens, is completely out of sync with the way nature works. First of all, you have to understand that our gardens are immature forests that want to be forests. (For us here in Denver, because of a dryer climate we’re actually an immature prairie). You are going to have to work hard to keep it from becoming what it wants to become.
I wish people would think about what they are doing and why – in all things they do actually. But I wonder, does my neighbor think about the joy his lawn brings him? Is that joy so enlightening that it is worth all the chemicals and horrible noisy shit he’s always doing out there? And does it bring him more joy than it would if it were an organic garden of drought resistant cover crops and flowers? Is it worth is to him, even if it is responsible for killing some of the earth’s last precious honeybees?
Would it even be that hard for him to convert to an organic way of doing it?
It would seem that all he cares about is how perfect it looks, without ever considering the impact all those chemicals have on the future generations of honeybees and people. It is a concept I see as materialistic and vapid. How can people continue their brutish existences like this without worrying about honeybees?
We tout around thinking we are so grand with our big brains. But it seems to me that we can’t seem to process what the future is going to look like if we continue our actions today. The world will have to be stripped of all of it’s almonds, apples, peaches, tomatoes, etc – people are going to have to starve – Oh wait, people are already starving – Americans are going to have to starve before anyone will even consider changing their lifestyles even just a tiny bit. Most of us believe that we’d be missing something big and important to give up our lawns just because honeybees might be dropping dead everywhere. How smart are we as a species really?
The same goes for cars, big fat houses in the suburbs, shopping on the weekends and purchasing all the stupid shit we all think we need to purchase. Just please, please think about what you do and why you do it. We don’t need SUVs, brand new TVs, Crap made in China, designer hand bags or perfect lawns. Your life is more meaningful without them.
Want a good read about this kind of stuff? I totally recommend this book:
August 15, 2013
Ride a Fucking Bike. It is totally worth the ride.
The other day I saw a bumper sticker on a bike that just read, “Ride a Fucking Bike”. For some reason, it cracked me up. If you ever see one for sale, I’d love it for my birthday.
Riding your bike will seem like a royal pain in the ass, especially when you haven’t done it recently. Until you actually get your ass on it. Then it will seem like the greatest idea you ever had.
There is something special about riding a bike, and that special something is that you are completely out in the elements. It’s you and the ground, the air, the people, the buildings, the trees. You are not being housed inside something else that is protecting you – there is no barrier between you and the outside. Your senses are engaged, all of you is present. It is a much more genuine experience than riding in a car.
Which brings me to the deeper meaning here – I find that in our culture we are constantly scuttled deeper and deeper into a false reality. Think about it – how much waking time to do you spend looking at a screen of some kind versus a face? How about versus something nature created, like a tree or a flower? I get strange chills every time I see a fake animal on television, like the geico commercials. I have a terrible fear that one day all humans will know about frogs, butterflies, snakes, bees and dragonflies will be fake cartoon versions of them on screens. I got to catch real frogs – do children still get to do that? Aren’t they nearly extinct?
It’s also why I love gardening, because it brings me that up-close reality of something nature made.
Ever notice how, if you drive a lot, you start to sort of feel like your car is your home? It’s creepy, but it starts to have that calm, homey feel to it. It’s yours, your car. Ever notice too how being inside your car makes every other person inside their car seem like an enemy? Ever notice how easy it is to seriously dislike other people when you are in your car? Being in a car creates a passive-aggressive anger at the world. It’s stressful, it’s weird, it’s out of touch with the real earth around you… it ain’t right.
That is why I like to find bicycle rental places whenever I travel. Sightseeing on a bicycle is actually sightseeing. It makes the sky your ceiling, as it should be.
So, about the pain in the ass part – here are some tips to make it less of a pain in the ass:
1. Make sure your tires are pumped up. It’s also pretty easy to get a little tire pump that attaches to your bike, as well as tire-changing stuff. I actually don’t have this stuff, but my boyfriend does. I take my chances I guess.
2. In google maps there is a button with a bicycle up there somewhere – push it after you do a directions search for where you want to go and it will show the best route options for a bike and how long it will take you to get there.
3. Don’t do any heavy grocery shopping on your bike unless you have a good basket. If you do grocery shop, use the handheld basket so you know how much stuff you are getting and how heavy it is.
4. Bring a backpack, just in case. You never know when you might want to buy something along the way and need the carrying capacity.
5. Be smart. If you are on a busy downtown street like 17th and it’s freaking you out, just let all the cars pass you. You can get pretty far before the next crowd catches up to you. I like to let most of the cars pass me when the light turns green, too. Then they aren’t scared to pass me, and I’m not annoyed they are being lame about it.
It’s really only a pain in the ass until you do it. Then you feel awesome! So just ride a fuckin’ bike!